Gomyambod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, grumpy cobra.

Gomyambod created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gomyambod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gomyambod, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gomyambod's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gomyambod's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always obey Gomyambod's priests.

4. Erect four iron sculptures of Gomyambod on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about sheep.