Jatflanlarpdog is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic parrot.

Jatflanlarpdog created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatflanlarpdog, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jatflanlarpdog, she will turn you into a puffin.

Jatflanlarpdog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Jatflanlarpdog's Holy Commandments

1. Jatflanlarpdog loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never hurt voles.