Pitdubnib is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fussy yak.

Pitdubnib created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitdubnib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pitdubnib, she will destroy your home solar system.

Pitdubnib's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Pitdubnib's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.