Milfit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, astonishing coyote.

Milfit created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Milfit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Milfit, it will strike you with lightening.

Milfit's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Milfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Put Milfit first in all things.

3. Never wear mauve rings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Milfit.

5. Never eat coconuts.