Venbassxin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying capybara.

Venbassxin created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Venbassxin, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Venbassxin, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Venbassxin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Venbassxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always look after injured bats.