Afbenspag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tiresome goat.

Afbenspag created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afbenspag, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Afbenspag, she will destroy your home planet.

Afbenspag's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Afbenspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always help otters in need.

5. Never sing in holy places.