Pomflabgut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome wasp.

Pomflabgut created the cosmos three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomflabgut, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pomflabgut, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pomflabgut's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Pomflabgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must love Pomflabgut.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat apples.