Sishugvolsogsand is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic butterfly.

Sishugvolsogsand created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sishugvolsogsand, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Sishugvolsogsand, she will not care.

Sishugvolsogsand's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sishugvolsogsand's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Do not drink alcohol.