Begbidhig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful swan.

Begbidhig created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Begbidhig, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Begbidhig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Begbidhig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Begbidhig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Begbidhig.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Begbidhig loves eagles, so they must be respected.