Gabmumbap Vangudyak is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, idiotic sheep.

Gabmumbap Vangudyak created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabmumbap Vangudyak, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gabmumbap Vangudyak, he will try to impress you with trees.

Gabmumbap Vangudyak's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Gabmumbap Vangudyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not dye your hair magenta.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.