Damfarstip is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane hydra.

Damfarstip created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Damfarstip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Damfarstip, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Damfarstip's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Damfarstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never wear red corsets.