Gebjigpib is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omniscient centaur.

Gebjigpib created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebjigpib, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gebjigpib, he will be very sad.

Gebjigpib's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Gebjigpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never sing near doves.