Fablakben is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, happy goose.

Fablakben created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fablakben, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fablakben, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fablakben's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fablakben's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide from cyan manatees for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.