Babkomdib is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, wise armadillo.

Babkomdib created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Babkomdib, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Babkomdib, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Babkomdib's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Babkomdib's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never run near swans.

5. Never write about amino acids.