Bimdadstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud sheep.

Bimdadstrag created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimdadstrag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bimdadstrag, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bimdadstrag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bimdadstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bimdadstrag.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Erect nine lead sculptures of Bimdadstrag on top of important buildings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.