Cimsafwon Miscuddan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, smart coyote.

Cimsafwon Miscuddan created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cimsafwon Miscuddan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cimsafwon Miscuddan, she will not invite you to parties.

Cimsafwon Miscuddan's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Cimsafwon Miscuddan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Run away from red shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always stare at clouds.