Miglit is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unsympathetic beaver.

Miglit created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miglit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Miglit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Miglit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Miglit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never sit in the presence of ants.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide if six mice approach from the north.