Fidlabhat Danmonken is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered grasshopper.

Fidlabhat Danmonken created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidlabhat Danmonken, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fidlabhat Danmonken, she will turn you into a slug.

Fidlabhat Danmonken's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fidlabhat Danmonken's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick turtles.

2. Never wear green shoes.

3. Do not take Fidlabhat Danmonken's name in vain.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear trousers.