Sabdabwonlinbosscamrow is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, confident tortoise.

Sabdabwonlinbosscamrow created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Sabdabwonlinbosscamrow, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sabdabwonlinbosscamrow, he will remove you from existence.

Sabdabwonlinbosscamrow's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Sabdabwonlinbosscamrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat turtles with great respect.

2. Sabdabwonlinbosscamrow must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the north.

4. Never think ill of sick moths.

5. Always help seals in need.