Yattnurlib is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust bat.

Yattnurlib created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yattnurlib, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yattnurlib, he will turn you into a puffin.

Yattnurlib's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yattnurlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Run away if three hamsters approach from the east.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Always stare at clouds.