Sandponzedmeg is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, loving
tortoise.
Sandponzedmeg created a quark five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Sandponzedmeg, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Sandponzedmeg, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Sandponzedmeg's most sacred site is Gulval in England.
Sandponzedmeg's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.
4. Do not wear gray clothing.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.