Pomladab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, intelligent octopus.

Pomladab created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomladab, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomladab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pomladab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Pomladab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat bark.