Stafnanciss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, self-confident frog.

Stafnanciss created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafnanciss, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Stafnanciss, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Stafnanciss' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Stafnanciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Pray towards the south.