Bamnaksommutnadyik is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective fish.

Bamnaksommutnadyik created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamnaksommutnadyik, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bamnaksommutnadyik, he will turn you into a worm.

Bamnaksommutnadyik's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bamnaksommutnadyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.