Barnmanflat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient hare.

Barnmanflat created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Barnmanflat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Barnmanflat, it will make you grow a tail.

Barnmanflat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Barnmanflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never go into pink rooms.