Pighasgab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, narcissistic fly.

Pighasgab created vertebrates two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pighasgab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pighasgab, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Pighasgab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pighasgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Hide from purple sharks for they are unholy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not kill dolphins.