Nakzakstigpinrutbestarp is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omnipotent fox.

Nakzakstigpinrutbestarp created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nakzakstigpinrutbestarp, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nakzakstigpinrutbestarp, he will curse you with boils.

Nakzakstigpinrutbestarp's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nakzakstigpinrutbestarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. You must love Nakzakstigpinrutbestarp.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.