Pidgepmon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless swan.

Pidgepmon created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidgepmon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Pidgepmon, he will ignore you.

Pidgepmon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Pidgepmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pidgepmon's name in vain.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never go into orange rooms.