Ganlatpang is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent faun.

Ganlatpang created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganlatpang, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ganlatpang, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ganlatpang's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ganlatpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Never wear gray skirts.

5. Never think ill of sick nematodes.