Capduncuddonvabwad is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic
camel.
Capduncuddonvabwad created life seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Capduncuddonvabwad, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Capduncuddonvabwad, he will ignore you.
Capduncuddonvabwad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Capduncuddonvabwad's Holy Commandments1. Never bounce in the presence of monkeys.
2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
3. Never feed carrots to gulls while wearing white scarves.
4. Pray towards the north.
5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.