Capduncuddonvabwad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, narcissistic camel.

Capduncuddonvabwad created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Capduncuddonvabwad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Capduncuddonvabwad, he will ignore you.

Capduncuddonvabwad's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Capduncuddonvabwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of monkeys.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed carrots to gulls while wearing white scarves.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.