Gepdosshasxen Jopbafjonbossguplapfendob is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, dishonourable skunk.

Gepdosshasxen Jopbafjonbossguplapfendob created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepdosshasxen Jopbafjonbossguplapfendob, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepdosshasxen Jopbafjonbossguplapfendob, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gepdosshasxen Jopbafjonbossguplapfendob's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gepdosshasxen Jopbafjonbossguplapfendob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away if five snails approach from the south.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.