Tancatstanman is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, awe-inspiring fish.

Tancatstanman created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tancatstanman, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tancatstanman, she will not care.

Tancatstanman's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Tancatstanman's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not hurt capybaras.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Fast once a month.