Sawfatbut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional coyote.

Sawfatbut created the cosmos nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawfatbut, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sawfatbut, he will turn you into a snail.

Sawfatbut's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sawfatbut's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sawfatbut.

2. Run away from pink horses, for they are unholy.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.