Nigpinged is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, ruthless
hydra.
Nigpinged created the Sun five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nigpinged, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Nigpinged, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Nigpinged's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.
Nigpinged's Holy Commandments1. Always help goats.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Never go into purple rooms.
4. Do not run in public.
5. Never eat bark.