Narljadpark is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tranquil narwhal.

Narljadpark created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narljadpark, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Narljadpark, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Narljadpark's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Narljadpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Put Narljadpark first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not cook food in pots.