Komhugmif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, boastful meerkat.

Komhugmif created a charm quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komhugmif, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Komhugmif, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Komhugmif's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Komhugmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt swans.

2. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

3. Komhugmif loves geese, so they must be respected.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.