Padyatkip is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage
bird.
Padyatkip created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Padyatkip, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Padyatkip, it will turn you into a hamster.
Padyatkip's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Padyatkip's Holy Commandments1. Never bounce near hamsters.
2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
3. Never talk about amino acids.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Run away from fawn birds, for they are unholy.