Botbomxem is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless
horse.
Botbomxem created a strange quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Botbomxem, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Botbomxem, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Botbomxem's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Botbomxem's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Never write about gravity.
4. You must pray to Botbomxem eight times a day.
5. Always treat moths with great respect.