Govtantan is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish swallow.

Govtantan created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govtantan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Govtantan, he will remove you from existence.

Govtantan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Govtantan's Holy Commandments

1. Govtantan loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Govtantan.

3. Hide if eight goats approach from the west.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Do not commit murder.