Looprigcuss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, smart rhinoceros.

Looprigcuss created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Looprigcuss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Looprigcuss, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Looprigcuss' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Looprigcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Looprigcuss loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Never talk about fire.