Ominmifnat Tikkinvag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, almighty newt.

Ominmifnat Tikkinvag created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Ominmifnat Tikkinvag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ominmifnat Tikkinvag, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ominmifnat Tikkinvag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ominmifnat Tikkinvag's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Do not kill snakes.