Sadhudbogmegmigquatzim Fedbastpib is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, moody wyvern.

Sadhudbogmegmigquatzim Fedbastpib created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadhudbogmegmigquatzim Fedbastpib, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sadhudbogmegmigquatzim Fedbastpib, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Sadhudbogmegmigquatzim Fedbastpib's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Sadhudbogmegmigquatzim Fedbastpib's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never paint your arms black.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never run near tortoises.