Fabcibmil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish finch.

Fabcibmil created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabcibmil, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fabcibmil, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fabcibmil's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fabcibmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back magenta.

2. Never talk about whales.

3. You must pray to Fabcibmil seven times a day.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.