Sashigyart is a god.
He takes the form of a small, wise
manatee.
Sashigyart created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Sashigyart, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Sashigyart, he will have a low opinion of you.
Sashigyart's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Sashigyart's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Always obey Sashigyart's priests.
5. Never laugh near turtles.