Sashigyart is a god.

He takes the form of a small, wise manatee.

Sashigyart created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sashigyart, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sashigyart, he will have a low opinion of you.

Sashigyart's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sashigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always obey Sashigyart's priests.

5. Never laugh near turtles.