Nelliglun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, two-faced guinea pig.

Nelliglun created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelliglun, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nelliglun, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nelliglun's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nelliglun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if seven aardvarks approach from the east.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.