Dapvandib is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud fly.

Dapvandib created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapvandib, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dapvandib, it will not care at all.

Dapvandib's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dapvandib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Retreat if nine capybaras approach from the north.