Pidgedcid is a god.

He takes the form of a large, irritating unicorn.

Pidgedcid created carbon five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidgedcid, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pidgedcid, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Pidgedcid's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pidgedcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide if nine ants approach from the north.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Pidgedcid loves badgers, so they must be respected.

5. Do not commit murder.