Hugsanpom is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless cat.

Hugsanpom created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugsanpom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hugsanpom, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hugsanpom's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hugsanpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Hugsanpom on top of important buildings.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not sit in public.