Zedkipbiss is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying wyrm.

Zedkipbiss created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedkipbiss, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zedkipbiss, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Zedkipbiss' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Zedkipbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide from violet goats for they are unholy.