Kinrullquill is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, boastful bear.

Kinrullquill created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Kinrullquill, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kinrullquill, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kinrullquill's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Kinrullquill's Holy Commandments

1. Kinrullquill must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never think about gravity.